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piratemc
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Nope. She never did get the creamer. Someone else filled it up and she was happy like it was magic or something.
Even more evidence of her insanity - She often drives without her seatbelt because of the time it takes to put it on. All 5 seconds of it. Last week was "Click It Or Ticket" week on campus. She got caught and got a ticket. She was, in her own mental way, furious that she got a ticket, dammit! she was about to park!!!!! Now she's late!!! She only didn't buckle up because she was running late. It's totally the cops fault!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! She's furious, ranting about how unfair it was. Hil-freakin-larious. HA!
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5/13/2009, 8:08 pm
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It's like good Kibuki.
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5/13/2009, 8:55 pm
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Nope. She never did get the creamer. Someone else filled it up and she was happy like it was magic or something.
Even more evidence of her insanity - She often drives without her seatbelt because of the time it takes to put it on. All 5 seconds of it. Last week was "Click It Or Ticket" week on campus. She got caught and got a ticket. She was, in her own mental way, furious that she got a ticket, dammit! she was about to park!!!!! Now she's late!!! She only didn't buckle up because she was running late. It's totally the cops fault!!!!!! LMAO!!!!! She's furious, ranting about how unfair it was. Hil-freakin-larious. HA!
Doh! Actually, I'm not surprised. I knew she wouldn't get it.
About the seat belt thing...my sister never wears one. I just don't get it. She says she can't be bothered and she makes fun of me for wearing mine. Strange. Hey...speaking of my sister...she's REALLY bugging me lately. Last weekend, she called to say she may come down early Sat. morning (around 6am...yeah) to visit my Mother's grave and bring flowers for Mother's Day sans husband and son...just her. She called (this was Friday) to ask what I was doing and to see if I wanted to go with her and then shop around and have lunch before she headed back. She got annoyed when I joked that I'd be SLEEPING at six am and then got really annoyed when I told her I wasn't free at all. My daughter had a race with her crew team in Rhode Island and we had to be on the road at 5:30am. Then she asked if I could leave the key (she knows where it is, anyway...I don't get the asking part) so she could come in a make some coffee. I said sure and that she didn't have to ask but I reminded her that the dog would be loose in the house and he'd probably spaz for a bit when she first came in and that my son would be upstairs sleeping. She got all huffy and said forget it. Later, she called to complain that I always say no when she wants to come down. First of all, sorry we had plans for the day...and secondly, Um...I've always made it clear the she can come whenever she wants (and she does) and I'll tell her if we have plans on that particular day. Then she told me that from now on, she wants an invitation from me and she won't come until she gets one. Hunh? I just don't get it. Oh...and btw...this bugs me so much...seriously? she's not getting an invitation. I am toying with the idea of getting a formal invitation printed up and sending it to her sometime this summer, though...maybe this?
Mrs and Mr Tiki(insert real name here) request the pleasure of your company in their home on such and such a date to sit around in their living room, make huge messes in the kitchen and not clean up, make offhand comments about events in their life that they choose to share with you, complain about everything, and be generally cranky and snotty.
Maybe I'll add a byob, too.
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5/14/2009, 11:19 am
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Oh, Tiki, you really should do that. It could only be funny. Well, here anyway.
So, I think MY sister and YOUR sister get together to compare notes. One of my sisters is always doing something to piss off everyone. This last weekend was her husband's 50th birthday party. She expected lots of rain and cancelled it. Then remembered (when I reminded her) that my 74 year old uncle was coming down from NYC for the party, so she decides to do some of the party. "No, wait, I'll reschedule it. No, wait, maybe only some"....and on it goes for 20 minutes. I keep telling her to either cancel it or have it. I keep telling her that by trying to do something in between she will offend people. So she finally says that she would like to have me, Dad and Uncle over, just for lunch.
Then I find out that she's re-invited only SOME of the family that she dis-invited. WTF?????? And she's baffled why the dis-invited ones would get upset they weren't included on the re-invited list.
DUMBASS!!!!!!
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5/14/2009, 12:15 pm
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Oh, Tiki, you really should do that. It could only be funny. Well, here anyway.
So, I think MY sister and YOUR sister get together to compare notes. One of my sisters is always doing something to piss off everyone. This last weekend was her husband's 50th birthday party. She expected lots of rain and cancelled it. Then remembered (when I reminded her) that my 74 year old uncle was coming down from NYC for the party, so she decides to do some of the party. "No, wait, I'll reschedule it. No, wait, maybe only some"....and on it goes for 20 minutes. I keep telling her to either cancel it or have it. I keep telling her that by trying to do something in between she will offend people. So she finally says that she would like to have me, Dad and Uncle over, just for lunch.
Then I find out that she's re-invited only SOME of the family that she dis-invited. WTF?????? And she's baffled why the dis-invited ones would get upset they weren't included on the re-invited list.
DUMBASS!!!!!!
What is it with them? It's so frustrating. I'll tell you my sister did that I don't think I'll ever forget. Her husband is from Italy and his parents spend 6mos of the year over there, so, they travel to Italy...a lot. I went along for a visit with them...just me. She was terrible to me the whole time and she's a rotten traveller. I didn't say anything because...well, frankly...I didn't care. I was in ITALY!!! I can ignore poopy very easily when I'm having fun. Anyway, I bought a pretty ceramic bottle of Limoncello as a souvenir and, when I got home, I found that I had forgotten to get something for MIL. I gave her the limoncello. The next time my sister and her husband went over, I asked them to pick me up another and I'd (of course) give them the money for it. It was about $12. After they got back, I went to their house to visit and when I was unpacking the kids sleeping bags and things from the car, she came out to her porch and stood there...with her hand out. I hadn't even been in the house yet. She didn't smile, she didn't say Hi..nothing. Just her hand out for the $12. I stood there for a while, pretending I was looking for something in the car, trying to decide if I should walk up to the porch, give her the stupid $12, gather up the kids and their stuff, and drive the 1 1/2 hrs. home. In the end, I decided the kids would be too upset...they were still kind of young...
Out of all the sister history we have, that is the one thing that troubles me the most. You know what's even worse? She's the good sister...not the really mean one.
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5/14/2009, 3:34 pm
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piratemc
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You ought to sell your sister TP. By the sheet.
Your sister and my sister are really sisters. Mine does that money crap too. Like getting pissy at Mom (while Mom is dying) about Mom's refusal to take the vitamins that my sister bought her. (Mom didn't ask for the dammed vitamins.) Mom could barely swallow her morphine much less the frickin vitamins. My sister phreaked about the cost of the vits Mom wasn't taking. ARRRRGH! And the list of money issues goes on endlessly.
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